Friendship

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笑话一则

Read a joke today, found it not bad. Sorry to friends who don't understand Chinese.

有一个男人，头一次进城看病。去的早，挂了一号。护士喊："幺号！幺号！幺号！"
　　他不知道是叫他，就没答应，护士见没人答应，就叫二号进去了。这人等了老半天见还都没有叫他，就急了，去找护士．护士说："你是几号呀？"
　　他说："我一号呀！"
"那刚才叫你，你怎么不答应呀？"
　"你什么时候叫我了？"
　　"幺号就是一号。"
　幺就是一，一就是幺，他明白了。就进去看病。
　医生问："你哪儿不舒服？"
　　他答："一疼。"
　　医生不明白："一疼？"
　　　他说："就是腰疼。"
　医生怒："腰疼就腰疼，怎么是一疼？"
　他说："你们的护士说一就是幺（腰），（腰）幺就是一。"
　医生抿嘴一笑，给他开了一个条，说："去，验大便，验小便。" 过了十来分钟，他嘴角挂着屎回来了。"大夫，小便勉强咽下去了，大便实在是咽不下去！"
　　医生哭笑不得，给他讲解一下，是"验"不是"咽"！
　　他明白了，拿着尿瓶出去了。刚才把尿给咽完了，这回好不容易才挤出了小半瓶。刚出厕所门，不小心正好撞在一个孕妇身上，尿都洒了。他着急了，说："这咋办？"
　　孕妇说："别慌，我这有！"就去厕所自己尿了一瓶给了他，他拿着去化验，完了拿着化验单去找医生。医生也是个马大哈，看了看化验单对他说："没事，你怀孕了。"
　　他听完，拿着化验单就回家了。到家后，对着老婆啪啪扇了两巴掌，怒道："我说我在上面吧，你非要在上面，看，把我弄怀孕了不是？"

Forbidden Love

After exam, super free, what to do? Watch drama lor. To make sure i can finish it in 2 days, i chose 1 with only 11 episodes. It's a Japanese drama named "魔女の条件" or "Forbidden love" in English. It's a story about a young and pretty high school teacher(Michi) who falls in love with one of his students(Hikaru). Because of the eastern culture and the abnormality of the love, it's forbidden by the school and the parents of both sides. Michi is then forced to resign from the school and is despised by the people around her. But the two lovers are so deep in love that nothing can break 'em.

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Michi has the child of Hikaru, but due to some accident, she has to abort the child or else she will put her life in danger. She, of course, wouldn't want to do that, even if she dies. The determination of the pair finally touches their parents. And the ending of the story is too too beautiful. Michi who has been losing consciousness for 1 month because of losing too much blood due to her miscarriage, finally wakes up, with Hikaru by his side. Yeah, happy ending.

I do get some moral from this drama: do what you think is right to do and which can lead you to happiness and do not care about what others think about you, no matter in your love, carrier or whatsoever.

Guess what, the theme song of this drama is "First Love" by Utada Hikaru, haha, like this song even more now. I strongly recommend you to watch it if you have the chance, i bet i won't regret to watch it.

When can i watch my next drama??? Haih...

Not in post exam mood

Finally my 2nd year 1st exam came to an end today. Happiness is not in me as usual this time, because i've done quite badly. Except for Mathematics which i think i've performed "normally", and i hope this is the case, i've no confidence at all in all other subjects. Especially in Fluid Mechanics and Strength of Materials, i was like a dumb ass sitting in the exam hall. I read the questions over and over again, but just couldn't find the solutions. The feeling is so horrible.

In the afternoon, i went to cut hair, to see if it can change my mood as shown in movies. The result is not bad and my mood turned a bit better immediately, and this is why you still see this post.

Conclusion : When you're in bad mood, go cut hair, but find a good saloon, or else it can only make your mood wore, lol...

Anyway i'll have a quiet weekend, gotta enjoy it before works come (already i know that we're going to start a C programming project next week). Haih, as i say, c'est la vie...

P.S. : See the magic haircut which turned my mood better ---->

Our brain is programmed

In ESTACA we not only learn to be an engineer, we have a class called "Connaissance de soi"(Self knowing). At 1st i found it very boring but since the class i had last week, i started to find the interesting part of it.

We talked about the human brain is programmed just like a computer. How a baby learns to walk? By programming his brain to synchronise his leg's movement. Another exemple is our mother tongue, which you can hardly forget it because they are programmed in your brain since you're small. I know this best because 2 months in Malaysia can make me forget my French but 1 year in France cant make me forget my Chinese. And there are a lot other exemples. Things that you don't do very often will be hard for you because your brain is not programmed to do it.

The prof showed us an image, which i've seen already so i was not tricked. It's an optical illusion image. Some people see a young woman while some see an old lady. Of course, i saw both, cause i said i've seen the picture before. What we see is normally what we used to see or what we always have in our mind.
My wife and mother in law.

Here are some other optical illusions, see how your brain is programmed.

A man or a liar?Faces or Vases?


6 or 7 cubes?

And the best of all, Message d'amour des dauphins(dolphins' love message). What do you see? Kamasutra? But see if you can find 9 dolphins in 3 seconds. This image can tell you how dirty minded you are, or your brain is programmed wrongly, cause a child see automatically the dolphins and not the opposite. Well to be frank, i spent 1 minute to find em, lol...

Interesting facts

Received an e-mail from my sister which contains some interesting facts, some i know are true but some i have a doubt about them. But the last fact is true after verifying in internet. Here they are, enjoy.

1. The body's strongest muscle is our tongue.

2. A pig's orgasm lasts 30 mins.

3. Statistically, people are more afraid of spiders than they are of dying.

4. All polar bears are left-handed(except the 1 i know).

5. Butterflies taste with their feet.

6. A cockroach can live 9 days without its head. It only dies because it cannot eat.

7. Human and dolphin are the only animals that have sex for pleasure.

8. The muscle of your heart have the strength to shoot your blood 10m in the air.

9. It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

10. Starfish have no brain.

11. Mosquitoes have teeth.

12. When the English settlers landed in Australia, they noticed a strange animal that jump extremely high and far. They asked the aboriginal people using body language and signs trying to ask them about this animal. They responded with 'Kan Ghu Ru'. The English then adopted the word Kangaroo. What the aboriginal people were actually trying to say was "we don't understand you", 'Kan Ghu Ru'.

13. In ancient England a person could not have sex unless you had consent of the King(or unless you were in the Royal Family). When people wanted to have a child, they have to solicit a permission to the monarchy. In return they would get a placard that they hung on their door when they had sexual relations. The placard reads "Fornication Under Consent of the King"(F.U.C.K.). This is the origin of the F word.