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Joke of the day

Joke 27
小红在教室里哭。。。
小明 :“小红,怎么了?”
小红 :“刚才阿爽说我是萝卜腿,555。。。”
小明安慰道 :“让我瞧瞧。。。怎么会呢?哪有萝卜又黑又粗的?”
小红大哭。。。

Joke 28
唐僧 : 此番取经应当找个快捷的方式。
悟空 : 坐飞机比骑马快。
八戒 : 火箭更快。
沙僧拿出一支枪 : 听说这玩意儿马上就送人上西天。

^_^" Zzzz.......

Saturday, April 11, 2009

1 week left

The 1st week of my Easter holidays has over, really fast...
Went to Rennes, Saint Malo and Saint Michel with 2 good friends Wenshao and Kuah, had some fun but the weather wasn't good at all during the trip...
Pictures...Hmmm...i didn't take a lot of pictures, will upload in FB when i get them from shao

1 week left, need to make good use of this week to take a good rest 'cause after the holiday i'll have 2.5 quite tiring months, with the final exam before summer holidays...
Really fast, my year 2 is gonna end soon yeah!!!

Saturday, April 4, 2009

马来西亚华语

前几天回答了一个facebook的quiz-'你会不会讲联邦话'
有些问题很好笑,好像"在怎么样的情况下不能用'du4'到"
这个问题真的是让我笑到肚子痛

今天又从我妹那儿收到一个mail, 如下:
中国人 :今晚你有空吗?我没空!
马来西亚华人 :今晚你得不得空?我不得空!

中国人 :饼干受潮了…。
马来西亚华人 :饼干'漏风'了…。

中国人 :从上海去苏州要多少个小时?
马来西亚华人:从上海去苏州要几粒钟?

中国人 :难道他不可以来吗?
马来西亚华人:你不给他不来啊?

中国人 :周杰伦不喜欢穿内裤。
马来西亚华人:周杰伦不喜欢穿底裤。

中国人 :我一向都是这样的。
马来西亚人:我一路来都是这样的啦

中国人 :我的手机掉进沟渠了。
马来西亚华人:我的手机掉进龙沟了。

中国人 :这样你不是很不值得吗?
马来西亚华人:这样你'马'很不 '歹'?

中国人 :你真是聪明!
马来西亚华人:你真是pan nai!(源自马来语pandai,聪明的意思)

中国人 :你安静!
马来西亚华人:你diam diam!(源自马来语diam,安静的意思)

中国人 :我要去银行取款。
马来西亚华人:我要去银行'按钱'。

中国人 :为什么?
马来西亚华人:做么?

中国人 :你很强~
马来西亚华人:你很够力~

中国人 :明天也叫他一起去吧!
马来西亚华人:明天叫'埋'他一起去!

中国人 :我很郁闷~~~
马来西亚华人:我很'显'(sien)啊~~~~('显'比郁闷的境界更高)

中国人 :你再说我就打你!
马来西亚华人:你再说我就hood你!(有点粗俗的)

中国人 :你在说什么?
马来西亚华人:你在说sommok?

中国人 :你不要令我丢脸~。
马来西亚华人:你不要'下水'我~

中国人 :真被你气到…。
马来西亚华人:被你炸到…。

中国人 :你别乱来~。
马来西亚华人:你表乱乱来~

中国人 :你很无聊!
马来西亚华人:你很废

中国人 :XX你!
马来西亚华人:Kanasai(意思是像大便一样,骂人的话)

中国人 :烦。
马来西亚华人:bek chek

中国人 :我们一起吃这碗面~。
马来西亚华人:我们'公司'吃这碗面~(源自马来语的kongsi,就是一起分享的意思)

中国人 :今天的天气很热~。
马来西亚华人:今天的天气热到。。。。。。。。。。。。。。~~~~~~~('到'字要拉 长,然后没有下文了)

中国人 :哇!
马来西亚华人:哇捞weh!!!!

中国人 :我受不了他!
马来西亚华人:我behtahan他!

哈哈,马来西亚华人真的是干够力'GENG'

Exam week

Finally the exam week is over, and I'm on holidays now
Happy? A little bit but not really
Cause when exam finish there's nothing left to do, life is like no goal
but i don't like exam time neither

I only started revise for the exam 3 days before the 1st subject
And i can tell you that last minute work really won't do
I was like racing with time everyday
It's horrible when you have so many things to study but so little time to do it
And this make me think back to the time in SSI
Things like this had never happened!
Need to change this bad habit, but can i?
It's easy to pick up a bad habit, but to correct it...

Saturday, March 28, 2009

牙疼

四天前起我左边下方的大牙开始莫名其妙的感到疼痛,有时甚至半夜睡觉睡到一半被痛醒
还好家里还有止痛药,才减轻痛楚
但说也奇怪,因为目前为止我下方的牙都还没绑,而痛的不是被绑的牙
我能感觉到上面被绑的牙明显地移位,所以觉得应该是移位了的大牙的影响
忍无可忍,我在没预约的情况下去找我替我绑牙的牙医
检查后他说原因可能是上次跌倒的后遗症,所以叫我竟快去找我的牙医检查

过后我又用舌头摸摸,发现隔了一棵牙的位置的智慧牙变大了,这会不会就是罪魁祸首?
我的牙医下个星期的预约都排满了,只能等到后个星期一
靠,在那之前只能靠止痛药了 :(

Thursday, March 26, 2009

Happy belated bday to my blog

To my poor blog:
Happy belated birthday!

I have a quite poor memory and am kinda busy these days (exam coming next week, but haven't started my revision, bravo!), so i've forgotten that 1 year and 3 days ago a blog was born to tell my life.

Poor memory, especially things like birthday, that's me. You can say that I'm not romantic, i don't mind. The total number of birthday i remember can be counted by 10 fingers, including mine. Or else i normally wish people their birthday if friendster or facebook remind me. I wonder how some others like Kaya(who is a gd example) can remember so many birthdays. Maybe that's why i think I'm correct not to choose law as i wanted to. So do forgive me if i forget your birthday:p

Saturday, March 21, 2009

Stupid but scary virus

1 whole day gone thanks to the stupid virus+spyware+adware hidden in a software i downloaded. It kept sending pop-ups until finally i couldn't even open my Firefox. That's not all, when started, the computer took 5 times longer to get ready, and took 10 years to execute a program.

I tried to run my anti-virus, the result was 34 harmful items detected, but some just couldn't be deleted. So i downloaded avast anti-virus from internet, which is free, and finally managed to delete most of the virus(i think). But what the hell, it was the same, the computer performance just didn't return to normal. Maybe a "massive destruction" was already done inside my com!

No choice, reformat. At first i didn't know that it was because of the software, 'cause i thought it was from the internet, so i tried to install the software again. WTH, pop-up appeared immediately and at that moment i only realized that everything was because of this fking software. Did a system restore to an earlier point, so far the problem is solved(i hope). The virus nowadays are so damned scary, beware when u download things or surf the net.

Saturday, March 14, 2009

忙 + 懒

上个礼拜超忙的,由于补课的关系,每天都上课上到六七点,根本不是人过的日子
回家后又累,就懒惰复习,导致有几堂课都ggl听不懂
好不容易等到周末,终于可以睡个够,赖赖床
GGL多功课得做,但是犬夜叉又一直在呼唤我
真是让我难做人
因为手心手背都是肉

今年的GALA(看30/3/08的post)我没去,不知为什么不怎么干兴趣
应该是去年受到刺激,看到很多辣妹跳舞,但有的看没的吃,干脆不看
又好像是因为去年去了回来累了个两三天
也好像由于我的好朋友们今年都不去
总之没去就对了
反正还有三年