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Joke of the day
小红在教室里哭。。。
小明 :“小红,怎么了?”
小红 :“刚才阿爽说我是萝卜腿,555。。。”
小明安慰道 :“让我瞧瞧。。。怎么会呢?哪有萝卜又黑又粗的?”
小红大哭。。。
Joke 28
唐僧 : 此番取经应当找个快捷的方式。
悟空 : 坐飞机比骑马快。
八戒 : 火箭更快。
沙僧拿出一支枪 : 听说这玩意儿马上就送人上西天。
^_^" Zzzz.......
Sunday, December 13, 2009
Unbalanced sleeping habit
Saturday morning, i woke up at 11 a.m. after sleeping for 10 hours. Result : headache for 1 whole day.
This morning, i woke up at 10.30 am, also after sleeping for 10 hrs. Result : neck pain. At first it wasn't so serious, but i was crazy and went to play basketball. Shit, now i can't even turn my neck.
Moral of the story : have a more regular sleeping habit.
P.S.: But WTF, compared to many people this is quite regular already!!!
Sunday, November 22, 2009
Good luck to you my bro
He said:"i've already finished 3 subjects, now only you sent me this message..."
LOL, cause i just realised that people are having SPM through a friend's facebook status yesterday.
Anyway goodluck to you and all the best!
Saturday, November 14, 2009
Wednesday, October 28, 2009
雷之旅
人物介绍:
我(小马)(Laval) :韩剧男
朱哥 (Laval) :最佳摄影师
天(Laval) :非猪六
卉梓(Laval) :狂野小姐
天予(Le Mans) :雷人
健哥 (Le Mans):披着羊皮的狼
刚从巴黎回来,完成了一趟虽有点小累但充满欢笑的“雷之旅” 。这一次除了玩,还做了中马文化交流,实在是获益良多啊!
何谓“雷” ?
雷:在你不知情的情况下看到某种令人惊讶的事物,感觉犹如“被雷击中”一样。在现代的网络语言中,“雷”就是你在不知情的情况下,无意中看了自己不喜欢的东西,就会感觉不舒服。(百度百科)
在马来西亚,这种情况可以“炸到”来解释。
当然这个旅程会有这个名字都得归功于我们的天同学与天予哥。这两个雷人让我深刻了解到雷的意思。早从天同学口中听过天予哥的大名,说她是个大雷人,但我说天同学,你也别五十步笑百步。在Le Mans转车前一切还正常,但当天予踏入前往巴黎的火车那一刹那,一切都变了。我原本以为文静的卉梓小姐突然狂野了起来,吓了我一跳,“雷之旅”从这一刻开始。和天予一起的健哥则只跟我们说了声“嗨”就一个人坐在旁边,完全就不跟天予一样口水滔滔。
到了巴黎,在Quick Burger解决午餐时,我不小心说错了话,原来在中国看韩剧的人都被形容为脑残,就这样我因为偶尔看看韩剧被他们恶整了两天。卉梓的一句“韩剧都是大婶吃饱后看的”更让我好没面子,既然那我跟跟大婶比。。。
在酒店check in后,我们就前往第一目的地:Basilique de Sacré Coeur。我们在此见识到了天同学那师奶杀手无可抵挡的魅力。首先是替我们指路的大婶,后来是要天同学拍照的纽西兰籍妇女。天同学与生俱来的魅力真叫众人羡慕啊!在此地我也得到了“小马”这个称号,来源就是天予哥的一句“从马来西亚来的”。哇靠,我的名字那么好记天予哥既然记不了,搞什么嘛!天同学偷拍女孩细腿的是我就不提了吧。
为了成全卉梓夜游巴黎的愿望,我们来到了埃菲尔铁塔。在塔四周拍了照后,我们登上了船,夜游River Seine。虽然来了巴黎无数次,但这是我第一次搭这船,也算是新体验啦。在船上的一个小时让我见证了巴黎的夜景果然是漂亮的,而且不时还可以看到情侣们在河边亲热,难怪人家都说巴黎浪漫。
下了船,大家又冷又饿。这是朱哥建议我们去吃“Pho”,其实就是Malaysia 的牛肉粉啦,越南人开的。吃饱后不知怎么天同学突然high起来,变身成为超级大雷人。又不知怎么搞的卉梓跟天这小两口无缘无故帮我跟天予牵起红线。而沉默不语的健哥也终于露出狐狸尾巴,原来是个情场杀手,还给我什么鬼主意,叫我在中国,马来西亚跟法国各交一个女朋友。回酒店的路途不是很顺利,迷了路,但还好大家都好high,虽然走了些路,但最后还是找到了酒店。回到酒店当然不能马上睡,天同学继续在那儿雷,又唱又跳,又摇又摆,好不快乐。朱哥干的可好了,把天同学得瑟的证据都录了下来。
第二天早上,也就是今早啦,我们到了Château de Versailles,就是法国Louis XIV国王的皇宫。排队的人多的可以,一边排队,一边聊天,我好像听到他们说什么“非猪六”的,好学的我就发问啦,原来他们说的是“非主流”(意思Google找吧)。学了当然得用啦,我就和天同学拍了些超非猪六的照片,什么猥亵的动作都摆了。靠!什么形象也没咯!皇宫的后花园真的很大也很漂亮,无聊的我们也继续雷加非猪六,还学人家拍什么Mr and Mrs Smith。。。
四点整,我们在Paris Montparnasse跟天予还有健哥分手,踏上回家的旅程,回程中看回所有又雷又非猪六的video和照片,真是笑翻了!
Monday, October 26, 2009
救狗大行动
我说法国人就是爱护动物,假如是在Malaysia我看很多人睬那只狗都傻,但是Valentin坚持不可就这样不管它,那我也只好一起做好人咯。二话不说他就打电话给他妈,他妈叫他检查看狗狗耳朵有没有晶片,什么品种,等等等。。。最后,他妈叫我们把狗送到动物保护中心。
但在那之前,Valentin先把狗带回家,弄了一餐给那只狗吃。那么有爱心的我当然也有帮忙准备啦。Valentin还不知搞什么,一直要帮狗取名字。中engineer毒,连取名都不象样,我们帮那只狗取名为CATIA。我看CATIA真的饿坏了,三两下就把食物吃完,而且好像还不够。
吃饱后是时候把CATIA送到收留所了。但是一到楼下CATIA可能是刚吃饱,精力旺盛,拒绝上车而跑到宿舍旁的丛林。追了半天,Valentin终于把CATIA抓住,放到车里。谁知到了动物保护中心,星期天居然没开,完蛋了!现在是学校假期,Valentin马上就要驾车回家,而我嘛,要去Paris,就算不去要我养条狗也是不可能的事。
回到宿舍停车场,当我们还在想办法的时候,一对夫妇经过,CATIA既然跟人家跑了。但是我们很确定它那对夫妇不是它的主人,因为他们以为是我们的狗,但为何跟着他们。Valentin试着追过去要抓它回来,但是他已跑的无影无踪了。算了,办法也不必想了。。。CATIA啊CATIA,祝你好运了。
Friday, October 16, 2009
麻辣女教师
两点正,当一位长得蛮不错的女教师踏入教室我才恍然大悟,为何那群野兽争着坐第二排!身在以机械为主修的工程学校,班上的女生已经少的可以,老师又都是男人,也难怪这群禽兽。
一开始这名麻辣女教师介绍了自己,当她说自己只代一堂课时,突然引起班上一阵喧哗。但是说真的,这是我在ESTACA三年以来最有视觉享受的一堂课,而且注意力十足,不会打瞌睡。
咳,好景不长,她只代一堂课,之后我们又得吃斋咯。
Thursday, October 8, 2009
Rubik's cube
Actually it's not as complicated as u think. To solve a cube, as a beginner, you can learn the beginner algorithm which in available in Rubik's official website. It enables you to solve a cube easily. I learn it and with some practice, i managed to solve a cube in 3 min. However with this beginner method you can hardly achieve an excellent time.
Kinda addicted to it now, i'll try to learn a more advance algorithm to solve the cube in less time. Still not quite sure about how the advance method works, but i think it means more patterns to remember and so more steps to memorise according to each pattern. Don't think i'll have time to explore it now, so need to wait until the hols at the end of this month.
Saturday, October 3, 2009
对话
C : 你家人还好吗?
A : 好。。。嗯,你婆婆呢?
C: 她在我五年级时去世了。
A: 啊,抱歉。
C: 那你的呢?
A: 噢,很好啊,她还没死。
= =" (我在旁边偷笑)
Tuesday, September 29, 2009
Probability
By M. Zwingelstein at the end of today's lecture
Sunday, September 27, 2009
吃饱后
这就是所谓的吃饱了就想睡。
Friday, September 18, 2009
3rd Year
I had a class called "Methodes Numériques" in French, which is something to do with methods of solving mathematical problems using the computer. The 1st thing we learnt today was Matrices. What do you see from the position of the professor in a lecture hall? Answer given by the prof was : a Matrix o.O" LOL!! I think the prof has 走火入魔 already...
Tuesday, September 8, 2009
等火车记
这次回去真的是有史以来最累的一次,幸好老天保佑,再累也熬回法国了。
但是旅程还没有结束,1点半抵达机场,但是由于我住的地方狗不拉屎,鸟不生蛋,一天只有一趟火车从机场去那儿,我只好在机场等到6点25分。
回到这里的第一餐就是MCD,因为要找个可以呆久又可以online的地方。虽然刚下飞机加上累过头没什么胃口,也只好将就将就,吃一个Mac Chicken set,将就可以online咯。
好期待晚上冲好凉,躺在床上睡觉,因为现在的我只差没有用两根牙签撑着眼皮罢了。最惨的是明天好像没课,但是我还是得早起去学校报到,谁叫我ponteng了三天。。。
咳,火车啊,你快来!
Monday, September 7, 2009
等飞机记
这次回法国因为之前换票的原因被逼在KLIA等6个多小时,傍晚7点半到KLIA,早上2点的飞机,一个字 - '显'。
还好,时间过得蛮快的,KLIA有免费的WIFI,让我还可以online一下。
11点才可以check in,但是谁知道KLIA的internet不可以上MSN!幸亏有一种叫eBuddy的东西,让我跟朋友还有弟弟聊了聊,过时间。
现在check in了,悠闲的坐在候机室,因为没事干,所以随便写写。
不知道是不是因为刚才吃KFC的关系(在法国没得吃,回来那么久却没去吃到,所以心血来潮),口渴得可以。去买水被砍,在我手上的这瓶水RM12!!
但是KLIA的缺点就是没有插座让我charge电脑,现在没电了,只好停咯。
Bye bye Malaysia, family and friends! See you soon XD
Monday, August 31, 2009
Merdeka!
A lot of friends came back to JB for the what i call Merdeka Gathering.
Saturday morning we played basketball. Although I've got a knee injury, most probably lateral meniscus tear, i joined as a vase. What a great sportsmanship i have.
After lunch we went "Bang Bang" (a new verb created by dunno who, meaning go CC).
CS + L4D until stars spinning in front of our eyes, it's time to prepare for our BBQ.
Of course our night didn't end like that: football in front of Alik's hse + Man Utd vs Arsenal + Mahjong.
The next morning, we went to SIA to bid farewell to our beloved Yixian who doesn't want to come back Malaysia anymore. Breakfast in Vivo City. Without much energy left, we decided to go back. Nightmare for Ah Kok who drove at the super jammed Custom, for he didn't eat that morning, he was puasaing and he didn't sleep the night b4. Ah Kok you're our Hero!!!
After reaching JB, dunno which SOHAI suggested to go "Bang Bang" again...
In the evening, after struggling against tiredness for some time in Alik's hse, we went to Leisure Mall. Initial plan was to plan Bowling, but another sohai suggested to go cinema. Kung Fu Cyborg represented by TTY and District 9 represented by Wee Howe, they played scissors paper stone. TTY won. Inside the cinema, u can only hear Wee Howe, Ah Beh and TTY cursing with any vulgar word you can imagine. BTW i quite enjoyed the film, at least it made us laugh until stomach ache.
Enjoyable weekend, thanks to Hari Merdeka. Malaysia Boleh!!!
Monday, August 10, 2009
脚伤
昨天爸妈带我去推拿,爽啊!!!
今天走路还是会痛,幸好改了原本是明天的飞机票,不然就惨咯. 要是多两天还不好可能会去看西医吧,但是又不想抱石膏.医生朋友们,给些建议吧.
Tuesday, August 4, 2009
Bored
Nothing to do at home.
Really don't want to continue life like this until i go back!!
Monday, July 27, 2009
No more music
Some updates about my life in Msia.
Daily activities - sleep~eat~tv~internet~go out but not often
Conclusion : Goyang kaki LOL
Wednesday, July 15, 2009
Primary school classmates
We chatted then we decided to find more friends and do a gathering after 1...2...10 years!!! I went to a Zhi Hao's house, a good friend of mine, this evening, he used to live there and i just gave a try. Lucky^^ Same evening, we managed to find another girl, thanks to the tips given by Zhi Hao's mum. 9 people including me, not too bad isn't it? Can already do the gathering. We still have some clues and we hope to find at least 2 more friends.
Time flies, 10 years have gone. If i cross with one of my primary classmates on the road, i might not be able to recognize him or her. Since i goyang kaki at home everyday, i'll try to advance in this PSC searching operation. Haha
Monday, June 29, 2009
Back in msia
Trying to adjust my biogical clock, it's always hard to get asleep at night
Too lazy to go online, so you might not see me on MSN or YM for 2 months
Might not update my blog as well...Will do it if i have something special
Stop here 1st...Those in Msia hope to see you guys soon...Yea this Fri there's a gathering...People who wanna join you're welcomed
Wednesday, June 3, 2009
LOL
When paying, the cashier asked me "Are you more than 18 years old?"
I was like ^^"...Do i really look that young? Dunno i should be proud of it or the opposite...
